We’ll I’d just like to point out that having Shaan super glue these oven mitts to my hands just before dinner may have been a lapse in judgment on my part. – Kiran
Update: Lapse in? or lapse of? = both right. Whatever – “lapse of” sounds weird.
Today, Big Bird’s explaining how his feather growth affects his “screen time” on Sesame Street episodes, Elmo is “stress eating”, Zebbie is constructing a dried pasta portrait of Nick Jonas (not the ugly one – but not the cute one) and I am letting it all hang loose. – Kiran
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
In this recession fueled economy having no money can cause stress! But DIY home facials are just one of the recession’s silver linings*. – Shaan
* Linings now made of lower-cost aluminum
Megatron seems like a nice guy, right? Well – as long as he’s doing his yoga. When he stops doing his yoga…well, you wouldn’t like Megatron then. In order to get into character for Transformers 2, Megatron committed to being crazy for 25 days. Like the character, he avoided all things good, including yoga. After those dark days, Megatron had to immediately re-calm himself. With yoga. Doing yoga is what Megatron likes to do. Yoga. Just be thankful that Megatron found yoga—before he went over the edge. If you see Megatron doing anything other than yoga, call the police at once. – Shaan
My love for Guitar Hero knows no bounds. So far my favorite song to perform is “Smoke on the Water” – red red blue/green green blue blue/red red green/yeeelll-lllooowww. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
ATTITUDE FORECAST
There will be a 60% chance of irony and ironic detachment late tomorrow afternoon, with sarcasm and jadedness in full effect sometime around midnight Wednesday. For today, though, the forecast is goodwill and sincerity with a slight chance of glasnost by the early evening. – Kiran