Kiran and Shaan's World

Here I am with my Po-Po getting my required allowance of a bazillion hugs and kisses a day. Te he he. – Kiran

MOCK TRIAL TRANSCRIPT  

Your honor, I have in my hand defense exihbit 1531. As you can see, when the habeus corpus and the ipso facto conjoin they occasionally make the res judicata. When this happens, one must quod ipsum dolorum the ravioli bolognese and surmount the problem posed by the delerium tremens. In conclusion, your honor, the defendant should clearly be found not guilty on all counts on the grounds of the twinki winki defense. – Kiran  

News Flash: Fat ties are in. The ‘skull’ as fashion motif and low riders are out.*

* “Dad are you listening to me? – That means you.” – Kiran 

A DAY AT FASHION ISLAND

A DAY AT SOUTH COAST PLAZA

Name two amendments from the Bill of Rights? Mmmm, that would be “the right to choose your coiffure” and “the right of manscaping self-determinism”. Huh? That has to be right Russell. I graduated magna cum laude-y. – Kiran 

A DAY AT THE PLAYGROUND 

If you want an element of tactile adventure in your pursuit of fun, go to the big kid’s jungle gym. It’s alternately sticky and slippery. – Kiran

What do Madonna and I have in common? We both love leotards and we both love to dance. – Kiran

Pssst, pssst…tonight’s password is ‘fidelio’. – Kiran

[Editor’s Note: Score one point if you can correctly identify the movie reference above. Add two additional points if you own more then one headband. Bonus Lightening Round: What do Kool-Aid Man and Chuck Norris have in common? Answer: Both are contributing ghostwriters for Kofi Annan’s UN blog.]

THE OFFICIAL POST FOR MAY 22, 2007 

Target, the most important retail store of our generation doesn’t carry organic oatmeal? Hrumph. – Kiran

THE ALTERNATE UNOFFICIAL POST FOR MAY 22, 2007

Oh, stop being silly. Our cart’s not out of gas. It’s Mom-powered. – Kiran