MOCK TRIAL TRANSCRIPT  

P21.JPGYour honor, I have in my hand defense exihbit 1531. As you can see, when the habeus corpus and the ipso facto conjoin they occasionally make the res judicata. When this happens, one must quod ipsum dolorum the ravioli bolognese and surmount the problem posed by the delerium tremens. In conclusion, your honor, the defendant should clearly be found not guilty on all counts on the grounds of the twinki winki defense. – Kiran  

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