Monthly Archives: April 2007

As the Goodwill Ambassador for the color Red, I traverse the neighborhood promoting Red and all its many splendorific virtues. Did you know Red has a 16 MPH ping pong serve, invented the color Purple and the author of “How to Make Cabbage in Four Easy Steps”? – … Continue reading →

As some of you know, I was feeling a little under the weather lately, but today I feel invigorated! Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is exactly what I had for breakfast and now I feel like I could … Continue reading →

A DAY IN SIMI VALLEY

Today’s post goes out to Sunita Geshwani: Puh-leaz, puh-leaz, puh-leaz stop calling us every week to remind us that it’s only 7 cents a minute for all international calls to India and a free set of 8 commemorative Shahrukh Kahn spoons if we sign up … Continue reading →

How to look cute for a photo shoot: 1. Comb your hairs; 2. Pinch your cheeks; and 3. Cover yourself with puppies. – Kiran  

This is my favorite jacket. It’s stylish and the hoodie also serves as a wattle which is particularly helpful when speaking to poultry. – Kiran

Why do I need this car Mom? Well, since I’m at a loss for words let me defer to Einstein who states that: “It is customary to express the equivalence of mass and energy by the formula E = mc2 in … Continue reading →

International Sausage Party at our house tonight! Mom’s buying sixteen types of sausage including the exotic Andalusian Lamb and savory Pineapple Ligurian Chicken. Be there or be square. – Kiran

Nope. Too late. We just returned from a lovely brunch at Mimi’s Cafe. But my events coordinator (a.k.a. Mom), can pencil you in – how ’bout shnozberry pancakes next Sunday? – Kiran  

[Rub, rub, rub] Come on genie of Mom’s ATM card! [Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony…[Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony. [Rub, rub, rub] – Kiran