As the Goodwill Ambassador for the color Red, I traverse the neighborhood promoting Red and all its many splendorific virtues. Did you know Red has a 16 MPH ping pong serve, invented the color Purple and the author of “How to Make Cabbage in Four Easy Steps”? – Kiran
As some of you know, I was feeling a little under the weather lately, but today I feel invigorated! Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is exactly what I had for breakfast and now I feel like I could fly to the moon with my arms. Prepare for takeoff! – Kiran
A DAY IN SIMI VALLEY
Today’s post goes out to Sunita Geshwani: Puh-leaz, puh-leaz, puh-leaz stop calling us every week to remind us that it’s only 7 cents a minute for all international calls to India and a free set of 8 commemorative Shahrukh Kahn spoons if we sign up with Desi-Time Telecommunications. Mom and Dad are quite satisfied with their current long distance provider and our flatware set at home. – Kiran
How to look cute for a photo shoot: 1. Comb your hairs; 2. Pinch your cheeks; and 3. Cover yourself with puppies. – Kiran
This is my favorite jacket. It’s stylish and the hoodie also serves as a wattle which is particularly helpful when speaking to poultry. – Kiran
Why do I need this car Mom? Well, since I’m at a loss for words let me defer to Einstein who states that: “It is customary to express the equivalence of mass and energy by the formula E = mc2 in which c represents the velocity of light and E is energy contained in a stationary body and m is its mass.” Let’s start by noting that the car is clearly a substantial amount of mass (m). If you multiply m by the velocity of light (c) squared, you’ll note that Einstein has scientifically proven this car to be “Super Really Wicked Awesome”. Yup, I’m pretty sure that’s the scientific term he used. – Kiran
International Sausage Party at our house tonight! Mom’s buying sixteen types of sausage including the exotic Andalusian Lamb and savory Pineapple Ligurian Chicken. Be there or be square. – Kiran
Nope. Too late. We just returned from a lovely brunch at Mimi’s Cafe. But my events coordinator (a.k.a. Mom), can pencil you in – how ’bout shnozberry pancakes next Sunday? – Kiran
[Rub, rub, rub] Come on genie of Mom’s ATM card! [Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony…[Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony. [Rub, rub, rub] – Kiran