Monthly Archives: September 2007

No, don’t do blue arms tomorrow Elmo. Blue arms stopped being cool when Grover performed with the Back Street Boys. – Kiran    

SYNCHRONIZED SCREAMING DAY AHHHHHHHH aaahhhhhhhhh AAAAAAhhhhh aaaaaaHHHHHHHHH! – Kiran

ART CLASS 101  Today, I designed a mixed media sculpture based entirely out of seat belts, the disclaimers on McDonald’s Hot Apple Pies, child-proof caps and bubbles. I call it “What Would Debbie Harry Wear?”.       My friend Shelby is also in my Modern Art History … Continue reading →

4/6 Acura Integra owners tend to pout because they really wish they were rockin’ a Legend. Of those, at least half know that 4/6 equals 2/3? What? There’s too much here that doesn’t add up. – Kiran    

Guess what? Zebbie and I recalibrated the time machine and now we’re only one point 21 jiggawatts away from flux capacitating our way into the future! (Zebbie! Remember to pack plenty of Clinique moisturizer samples. That’s what they use as currency in the future.)  – … Continue reading →

Today I’m 31 flavors of “Shiny Happy People”. (It wasn’t just a song, Elmo. It’s a lifestyle.) – Kiran    

SMILE OF THE DAY

Today’s post goes out to Band of Horses. I admit it, I downloaded your new record Cease to Begin. I promise to pay full price for it when it’s released in stores, even if it does sound a little thin compared to … Continue reading →

What happened to Elmo? Did he get leg lipo? Does that even exist? Because I remember Elmo having beefy legs, and now, well, he doesn’t. Was it leg implants? Was it all makeup? How far away is the sun? Is Mike really … Continue reading →

NO MILK! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!  NO MILK! NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! – Kiran