Monthly Archives: November 2008

I’m sure by now you all have heard about the fisticuffs that occurred between Culdee the Steam Engine and Smurfette at the Whole Foods over the weekend. As it turns out, the entire episode started from a beef over small … Continue reading →

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS What am I going to miss most about Vegas? Sleeping atop a four-poster bed constructed from gold bricks and padded with crisp dollar bills. – Shaan

We’ve met so many interesting characters here in Vegas – from relatively normal to “about to spin off the planet”. Like today for instance – on our way to Starbucks via “The People Mover” we met a four-leaf clover that … Continue reading →

                                                                   HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

Um, has anyone seen the 4 inch solid gold pacifier I won last night? Its estimated value is $2.6 million after factoring in the laser-firing capabilities and all leather travel strap. – Shaan

CHARTING OUR COURSE TO VEGAS Our family road trip is finally here – today! I don’t know anything about reading maps. But I love betting on things! Who want’s to wager their lunch money on how long it will take … Continue reading →

As some of you know, we will be on vacation for the next week at the luxurious Signature Resort in Las Vegas where we fully intend to consume 6,000 calories a day at the buffet and participate in the evils … Continue reading →

I am so, so sorry to have kept you waiting an entire, interminable weekend. Our server was passed out on the couch yet again, leaving us with no means of relaying important communication in a timely matter. Our Hungarian tech … Continue reading →

The latest trend in men’s undergarments: luxury briefs. As long as this fad continues, I embrace the future. I will also simultaneously unembrace pants. – Kiran

                                                                                    SAY CHEESE!