I’m sure by now you all have heard about the fisticuffs that occurred between Culdee the Steam Engine and Smurfette at the Whole Foods over the weekend. As it turns out, the entire episode started from a beef over small aisle space. This sort of behavior is wildly out of character for Culdee. So, perhaps this little spat wasn’t actually about personal space. Maybe he was simply taking one for the team. Team Man, that is. – Kiran
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS
What am I going to miss most about Vegas? Sleeping atop a four-poster bed constructed from gold bricks and padded with crisp dollar bills. – Shaan
We’ve met so many interesting characters here in Vegas – from relatively normal to “about to spin off the planet”. Like today for instance – on our way to Starbucks via “The People Mover” we met a four-leaf clover that talks and knows all the words to “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. – Kiran
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
Um, has anyone seen the 4 inch solid gold pacifier I won last night? Its estimated value is $2.6 million after factoring in the laser-firing capabilities and all leather travel strap. – Shaan
CHARTING OUR COURSE TO VEGAS
Our family road trip is finally here – today! I don’t know anything about reading maps. But I love betting on things! Who want’s to wager their lunch money on how long it will take me to know what it means to be fabulously and accidentally wealthy after I arrive in Vegas? – Kiran
As some of you know, we will be on vacation for the next week at the luxurious Signature Resort in Las Vegas where we fully intend to consume 6,000 calories a day at the buffet and participate in the evils of “keno”. By the time I return, I fully expect my $350 jeans to look unfashionably snug and my cheeks plumpy enough to cuddle with on the couch. Come visit us next Monday for all new posts and photos. Ciao for now everyone! – Kiran
I am so, so sorry to have kept you waiting an entire, interminable weekend. Our server was passed out on the couch yet again, leaving us with no means of relaying important communication in a timely matter. Our Hungarian tech serfs will be properly reprimanded for this egregious misstep. – Kiran
The latest trend in men’s undergarments: luxury briefs. As long as this fad continues, I embrace the future. I will also simultaneously unembrace pants. – Kiran
SAY CHEESE!
