Monthly Archives: February 2008

Don’t brag about your squat-press capabilities unless you’ve gone grocery shopping at Costco with Dad. Sans the assistance of a shopping cart, my quadriceps were quivering under the weight of produce-laden bags of 10 lb fruits, while my stomach muscles strained with the heft of frozen free-range chicken … Continue reading →

As some of you know, my stint as a guest interviewer on E! comes to a close this Friday. Oddly, no matter what the subjects been – popes, events of world import, flourescent cheese – most viewers were more interested in my hair. It’s an unorthodox choice, … Continue reading →

When I open up a blog to accompany my morning milk, I like to see links that take you to even more links — like when you take a photo of someone taking a photo of someone taking a photo of someone who’s … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

MY FOUR FAVORITE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE NAMES FOR MYSELF  Actor Name: Freddie de Cortez Anime Fan Name: Magical Fish Bishie Vampire Name: Claudius Choiseul Rock Star Name: Ron Neil

CLEANING LADIES I have one. Her name is Mei-Mei and she’s great. Right now she’s in Shanghai visiting family. I pay her $15/hour but always just give her $50 no matter how long she cleans my room. What am I doing with a cleaning … Continue reading →

I wear tight jeans and boots and I like how it looks when I tuck the former into the latter. Someone informed me that that look is kind of over, but I like it. Because if you don’t do that, it looks … Continue reading →

SERIOUSLY? WE’RE OUT OF MILK? OH MY GOD! (Zebbie! Cue the sirens and/or car alarms for extra drama.) – Kiran       

No, really Mom – driving down Sunset Boulevard in a convertible Hummer, surrounded by Olsen twins and drinking caviar-flavored Mai-Tai’s from Faberge eggs was all Elmo’s idea. – Kiran  

Last night, Big Pinky was able to get into Mr. Potatohead’s new “21 and over” club called SPUD. How did he manage it? Big Pinky’s Dad let him use his ID. (How cool is that?) But how Big Pinky — who weighs around 5 ounces and sometimes suffers from … Continue reading →