February 24
CLEANING LADIES
I have one. Her name is Mei-Mei and she’s great. Right now she’s in Shanghai visiting family. I pay her $15/hour but always just give her $50 no matter how long she cleans my room. What am I doing with a cleaning lady? I know, it’s insane. I’m ashamed and yet I’m deeply grateful I don’t have to clean my own bathroom, mainly because Elmo clogs the drain with his fur. – Kiran