April 28
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This is the hat I wear when I let a monster truck give me a haircut. – Shaan
Skinny jeans – I assume this means they make your legs look thinner while doing absolutely nothing for your upper body. I’d go so far as to say they make it look like you’re a marshmallow with toothpicks for legs. I have no idea who the market is for this. Is there a demographic out there that will literally spend money on anything. Did you tape two pieces of string together and call it a cashmere headband? This fictional group will take ten. – Shaan
Mr. Potatohead’s new cologne smells like s’mores. Wow – I was way off. I always assumed it would smell like postage stamps. Shows how much I know. Of course, I do spend half my day with pashmina throw ribbons wrapped around my head. Is that how fancy people do it? Because I’m feeling pretty good. And by good, I mean awesome – and no longer see the need to wear pants. Stop oppressing me, slacks! – Shaan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAAN!
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