April 21
Skinny jeans – I assume this means they make your legs look thinner while doing absolutely nothing for your upper body. I’d go so far as to say they make it look like you’re a marshmallow with toothpicks for legs. I have no idea who the market is for this. Is there a demographic out there that will literally spend money on anything. Did you tape two pieces of string together and call it a cashmere headband? This fictional group will take ten. – Shaan