Kiran and Shaan's World

VIDEO OF THE DAY

How is it that when hot Brazillian supermodels do the ‘peace sign’ it looks totally awesome, but when some Asian does it, it looks predictable and derivative? Wait, never mind, I just answered my own question. Hot Brazillian supermodels…can they do no wrong? – Kiran

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I’m not sure if you know this, but smelling one of Kiran’s farts will literally cause your nasal passages to explode and make you pee your pants in pain. I have a very dirty pair of underwear that can vouch for this. – Shaan

If you want a horse’s upper body with Jeremy Lin’s legs, then you’ve come to the right doctor. No one can deny my innate level of surgical wizardry. Except maybe that time I replaced Yogi Bear’s left arm with Shaan’s entire body. – Kiran

SMILES OF THE DAY

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So I’ve been using a new dating app called “Whoa-Wee”. It’s pronounced “I emailed her my phone number – why won’t she call me!” – Shaan

There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers and weeping right now because I just showed them a picture of my abs of steel. – Kiran