Kiran and Shaan's World

Why are my diapers sooooooo stinky? A thousand scientists could labor for a thousand years and it would still be an enigma. – Kiran

Any outfit can benefit from drawing a Ziggy Stardust ‘third eye’ on the forehead, because: 1. Bowie rules; and 2. You know, for wisdom. – Kiran  

Let’s rapidamente with the photo shoot Helmut. Po-Po and I have a date with the playground! – Kiran   

Fashion Rules for Dudes:

1. Tie matches handkerchief (natch);

2. Belt matches shoes (of course); and  

3. Ring on ring finger matches ring on pinky finger (three snaps).  

Hey, hey, hey! Hold on Verdell! …You can get some face time with Dadi-ma after me. – Kiran

Haaaaay…are you staring at my man buttons? – Kiran

As a professional muse, I inspire poets, artists and thinkers to create. Did you know I am widely credited as the inspiration for Caller ID, Mystic Tan and ironic-T’s? – Kiran    

I don’t know Russell. Do you really think “E.T. the Musical” performed in the style of a 1970’s glam rock epic is going to work? – Kiran  

But Mom I need to go! Tomorrow night is Star Wars Fight Club. (“The first rule of Star Wars Fight Club is, there is no Star Wars Fight Club.”) Puh-leaz, puh-leaz, puh-leaz….Come on, Mom. But I already have a ticket on the mini-Death Star bus! – Kiran  

TO DO:

1. Eliminate all non-shiny items from wardrobe*;

2. Read upside-down, inside-out and all around (see photo); 

3. Head to the Jimmy Choo sample sale and help Mom fight for the last pair of size 7 slingbacks; and

4. Attend ‘Introduction to Vegan Pastry’ hosted by Kelsey Grammer. (“I know! Can you believe it?! I’m so going to get an autograph!”)       

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