Monthly Archives: January 2014

SMILE OF THE DAY

Musical refrigerators could either be a good thing or a bad thing. Do they sing, like the singing sword, upon removing an apple, or do they play a jaunty little tune while restocking? Do they chime the hour like Westminster … Continue reading →

Working on my new book today. The working title is either “I Am a Very Special Snowflake” or “Everyone is Insane Except Me: Why None of my Relationships Last More Than Six Months” – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY How can Mom disparage pizza? What do you order when you’re sick and too lazy to make anything for yourself? Pizza. What do you throw for your kids as a birthday party? A pizza party. What … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about buying this couch from Crate&Barrel. But then I thought “Hey, what if the cushions start gossiping with each other and decide they don’t like me, then what? And what if one of them has a child … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

My New Year’s resolution is to avoid the activities listed below: 1. Listening; 2. Sleeping; and 3. Left turns. 

Actor Russell Johnson, best known as the Professor in the 1960s TV sitcom “Gilligan’s Island,” passed away today. I always wondered why the Professor never killed Gilligan for wrecking all of his inventions. And why the Nobel committee never had … Continue reading →

My New Year’s resolution, which I will embark upon this very second, is to watch the entirety of The Hobbit 2 while walking on a treadmill. Who will win, my fitness or Peter Jackson’s lack of self-control? Can’t wait to … Continue reading →

SMILES OF THE DAY