January 31
SMILE OF THE DAY
January 29
Musical refrigerators could either be a good thing or a bad thing. Do they sing, like the singing sword, upon removing an apple, or do they play a jaunty little tune while restocking? Do they chime the hour like Westminster Abbey? Can you change stations? I mean, if you can up the bass-line, it might be quite enjoyable and make Skrillex more tolerable. We need some product research. – Kiran
January 27
Working on my new book today. The working title is either “I Am a Very Special Snowflake” or “Everyone is Insane Except Me: Why None of my Relationships Last More Than Six Months” – Shaan
January 25
SMILE OF THE DAY
How can Mom disparage pizza?
What do you order when you’re sick and too lazy to make anything for yourself? Pizza.
What do you throw for your kids as a birthday party? A pizza party.
What did Walter White throw onto the roof of his house in a rage of anger? Pizza.
What do you reward your employees with for doing a good job at work? Pizza
It’s all pizza. The answer is pizza. – Kiran
January 23
I’ve been thinking about buying this couch from Crate&Barrel. But then I thought “Hey, what if the cushions start gossiping with each other and decide they don’t like me, then what? And what if one of them has a child out of wedlock (e.g. a throw pillow) and blames it on me?” That’s when I knew this sofa was probably going to make my life way too complicated. – Kiran
January 21
SMILE OF THE DAY
January 19
My New Year’s resolution is to avoid the activities listed below:
1. Listening;
2. Sleeping; and
3. Left turns.
January 17
Actor Russell Johnson, best known as the Professor in the 1960s TV sitcom “Gilligan’s Island,” passed away today. I always wondered why the Professor never killed Gilligan for wrecking all of his inventions. And why the Nobel committee never had a category for most creative use of a coconut. – Shaan
January 15
My New Year’s resolution, which I will embark upon this very second, is to watch the entirety of The Hobbit 2 while walking on a treadmill. Who will win, my fitness or Peter Jackson’s lack of self-control? Can’t wait to find out! Laziness v. Smaug starts… now! – Kiran
January 13
SMILES OF THE DAY
