Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

Um, yea, so it looks like I fell off the pacifier wagon, again. But I have a good excuse for returning to my addictive habit: driving on the 405 freeway. All I had to do was swing up  to Long Beach to pick up Zebbie from the airport and what should have been a quick trip turned into an hour of sitting still. I don’t get it. I thought we were in a gas crunch and people were driving less these days. Wrong! Nope. Apparently, everybody is still driving and they’re all on the 405. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

Everyone: Please remember to drink and metabolize your juice boxes responsibly. – Shaan

Before proceeding outdoors today, I checked in with my closest associates, Dad’s Prada shoes, for a bit of last minute advice. While the advice was inaudible to the normal human ear, Dad’s shoes weren’t dispensing any form of advice but a quick boost of confidence. The left shoe said something about me being really awesome while the right shoe said I was really workin’ it this morning. – Shaan

Have you met my friend Leo? Leo is a Rhodes scholar and enjoys freshly-cut flowers and high thread counts. But don’t let his scholarly demeanor and glasses fool you because he is also a brawler. On the weekends Leo drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls and he once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. – Kiran

Lately, we’ve all been brainstorming places to vacation this summer. So far we’ve come up with some rather horrible/boring suggestions: Miami (too fancy), Ibiza (too international), Boston (too accenty), The Congo (too many gorillas—real gorillas), Skywalker Ranch (too nerdy), Detroit (hmm…maybe) or Cabo (too classy). Sorry, but these just won’t do. If you have any suggestions please feel free to send them in and let us know what you think. – Shaan

What is the secret of my boundless exuberance and vitality? I’m not telling, but it’s been reported that my “Energy Secret” is an infinite stream of Red Bull parceled into 20-can towers –  but even Kiran thinks that’s false. Also, 20 cans of Red Bull is a lot for only one person. – Shaan

Futurists predict that nano research will lead us into a future of leetle teeny microscopic robots which will tear the earth apart atom from atom in a fervent quest for raw materials. Don’t underestimate the hoopla. Trust me – when your Blackberry Storm starts raising an army of iPod nanos, we’re only a few years away from total world domination. – Kiran

Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days. My trusty laptop exploded this weekend, so it’s not that I was ignoring your emails. It’s merely that everything was… difficult to access. Also I’m busily trying to convince Mom and Dad to buy me a G4 laptop. – Shaan