Monthly Archives: March 2010

SMILE OF THE DAY

Um, yea, so it looks like I fell off the pacifier wagon, again. But I have a good excuse for returning to my addictive habit: driving on the 405 freeway. All I had to do was swing up  to Long … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Everyone: Please remember to drink and metabolize your juice boxes responsibly. – Shaan

Before proceeding outdoors today, I checked in with my closest associates, Dad’s Prada shoes, for a bit of last minute advice. While the advice was inaudible to the normal human ear, Dad’s shoes weren’t dispensing any form of advice but … Continue reading →

Have you met my friend Leo? Leo is a Rhodes scholar and enjoys freshly-cut flowers and high thread counts. But don’t let his scholarly demeanor and glasses fool you because he is also a brawler. On the weekends Leo drives … Continue reading →

Lately, we’ve all been brainstorming places to vacation this summer. So far we’ve come up with some rather horrible/boring suggestions: Miami (too fancy), Ibiza (too international), Boston (too accenty), The Congo (too many gorillas—real gorillas), Skywalker Ranch (too nerdy), Detroit … Continue reading →

What is the secret of my boundless exuberance and vitality? I’m not telling, but it’s been reported that my “Energy Secret” is an infinite stream of Red Bull parceled into 20-can towers –  but even Kiran thinks that’s false. Also, … Continue reading →

Futurists predict that nano research will lead us into a future of leetle teeny microscopic robots which will tear the earth apart atom from atom in a fervent quest for raw materials. Don’t underestimate the hoopla. Trust me – when … Continue reading →

Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days. My trusty laptop exploded this weekend, so it’s not that I was ignoring your emails. It’s merely that everything was… difficult to access. Also I’m busily trying to convince Mom … Continue reading →