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While Mom calculates how much alcohol she’ll need to survive Christmas Eve and day (Is Batman-face forty a number? Because Mom has Batman-face forty whiskeys written down.), the rest of us can hardly contain our excitement! Will Santa bring me a mandarin and myrhh candle that smells like a sexy sorceress? – Kiran

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Um, yea, everything that Kiran said and I want an Xbox One. Seriously? I’d marry one if it were legal in California. (And no, everyone knows Mom drinks vodka – because she thanked it many, many, many, many times on and before Thanksgiving.) – Shaan

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Santa’s going to be so jealous of my Christmas hat – the Corinthian leather is hand-stitched with strands milled from six troy ounces of pure platinum, the 3 inner pockets are sewn from silk spun by the endangered South American mulberry silkworm Bombyx mori, and the trim is carefully calibrated to ensure perfect ergonomic balance between body, shoulder, and soul. – Shaan

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