Kiran and Shaan's World

While Mom calculates how much alcohol she’ll need to survive Christmas Eve and day (Is Batman-face forty a number? Because Mom has Batman-face forty whiskeys written down.), the rest of us can hardly contain our excitement! Will Santa bring me a mandarin and myrhh candle that smells like a sexy sorceress? – Kiran

Um, yea, everything that Kiran said and I want an Xbox One. Seriously? I’d marry one if it were legal in California. (And no, everyone knows Mom drinks vodka – because she thanked it many, many, many, many times on and before Thanksgiving.) – Shaan

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