Monthly Archives: June 2011

Come by later this afternoon and I’ll be modeling my time traveling battle vest from 87th century Pluto, a talking animatronic parrot from ancient Greece, a hat from Billy The Kid’s private collection and a dress shirt from Banana Republic … Continue reading →

You already know that sunscreen is good for preventing cancer and funky looking moles, but do you know which lotions will take your melanoma protection to a whole new level? Here’s some of my favorite sun blocks and tanning lotions: … Continue reading →

What’s the dealio, Fozzy Bear? There we are at an over-hyped art show: Me, for the all you can eat canapes; you, for the female nude bear portraits? I give you the “Yo brah” sign and you proceed to turn … Continue reading →

I would like an ear on my back. A very large, wing-like ear that would hook into my spine. It would be fresh, flirty and move about based on my emotions. (“He says he’s happy but look at that ear … Continue reading →

I recently bought air. I don’t know when gas stations started charging for air. You either have to pay 50 cents for two minutes of air or you can buy gas and they’ll turn on the air. I bought gas. … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Have you heard about this? Grimace-skin coats. Baby grimaces are hunted and beaten with clubs and then stripped of their skin. The skin is made into coats that are packed inside Happy Meals and sold only at McDonalds in Beverly … Continue reading →

Let’s face it: I’ve gained some weight. It’s time to stop pretending I haven’t. I’ve tried to lie to myself about it. I’ve blamed my unfortunate “Howdy Doody” cheeks. I’ve blamed the mirror in my room for being at the … Continue reading →

SMILES OF THE DAY