June 28
What’s the dealio, Fozzy Bear? There we are at an over-hyped art show: Me, for the all you can eat canapes; you, for the female nude bear portraits? I give you the “Yo brah” sign and you proceed to turn you back and snub me. My guess is you had the night free because: (a) the Muppets cut you out of the new muppet movie; or (b) your new acting coach — Steven Seagal — had to stay home to groom his ponytail. Consider yourself served Foz-man. – Shaan