January 31
Mom says I’m handsome, piled on top of adorable, wrapped up in a chalupa and served with two scoops of sweetness. (‘Oh, Mom. You’re making me blush.’) – Kiran
Mom says I’m handsome, piled on top of adorable, wrapped up in a chalupa and served with two scoops of sweetness. (‘Oh, Mom. You’re making me blush.’) – Kiran
The fashion cognoscenti have spoken and this season’s essential wardrobe is: the hand-knitted hoodie. (Thank you Ohri Auntie!) – Kiran
(GULP) Ahem, rrrrwwk, ahem…Um, ye-aaaah, about that last cocktail Verdell. What do you call it? …The Pork-arita? Um, rrwk, I don’t know Verdell. Is there a market for pork margharitas? – Kiran
If you play your cards right Zebbie my Chacha-ji will ‘fly’ you all over the house…I am being serious! Yea, just like that flying scene with Lois Lane in ‘Superman Returns’…Yes, just like that. Well, no…Of course flying with my Chacha-ji won’t be romantic…I swear! – Kiran
Who invited me out for dinner last night? My Po-Po and Kong Kong! – Kiran
MC K ON THE MIC
[Russell on beatbox: Bomp-Bb-cha, Bomp-cha, Bomp-Bb-cha, Bomp-cha…]
“Yo, I’m gonna take this one, check it, uh, uh, …
My diaper ‘ploded on me
My stroller broke down
I lost $20
It can’t be found.
K needs a keeza
Let’s back it up
Step off my booty
Let’s pump it up.
Peace out!” – Kiran
Oooo-kay, adjusting the imaging sensor…Mmmmm…Tightening the photonic mast…Alright guys, the roof-mounted periscope is now fully operational. Mission S.S. Crusader? Accomplished! – Kiran
My favorite part of the day is spent leisurely chewing Mom’s lens cover. No wait, that’s not my favorite part. My favorite part of the day is elf bowling with Russell and the guys. – Kiran
Okay Verdell…a little to your left…now a little to my left…okay now a little more to the right…now a smidge more to the left. PERFECT! Now Mom will never know we rappelled down the wall. (“What do you mean the spikes are still behind the painting?!”) – Kiran
I have sad news to report today: My application to the US Patent and Trademark Office was rejected. Apparently my idea, The People-ator, has already been patented. They call it an Escal-ator. Hrumph! – Kiran