Monthly Archives: November 2012

Megatron should really be more careful with his social media posts. In the past hour I have observed the following: Facbook status update: “Using Propofol without an EKG!”” Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Sorry – that was supposed to … Continue reading →

My girlfriend Shawna and I designed this ring using a 14.35 ct raw uncut blue diamond. It was chipped down to about 11.33 ct after the minimal cut and polish. We like to call her Shiney. – Shaan

Get on the phone with Sweden! I’ve always wanted a pillow that can safely hold all my gummy candies, so that I can snack in bed when I have the munchies. All on you now Ikea. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Thank you internet “Black Friday” deals! Because of you I was able to get my monogrammed yacht without being endlessly elbowed by Heisman worthy stiff arms. And all while staying in bed all day watching cartoons. – Shaan

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving filled with carbs and family. – Kiran

Saying you’re happy with what God gave you only counts when you haven’t had plastic surgery. So Mrs. Potatohead can’t get three nose jobs and be all: “Yeah, God really blessed me.” It’d be like RoboCop saying how lucky he … Continue reading →