December 28
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Contrary to popular belief, very few sharks are dangerous to humans. And most can be described as highly social and extremely intelligent. Sharks can not only learn to drive, but parallel park without using a rear view mirror. You can’t argue with science. – Kiran
Today was a good day. And by good, I mean awesome – which is why I no longer see the need to wear clothes. Stop oppressing me, robe! – Shaan
HAWAII HERE WE COME
While we wait to board our plane, I’m going to write the world’s greatest fan fiction: R2-D2 meets Robo-Cop. – Shaan
And I beat Megatron’s High Score on “Fruit Ninja.” – Kiran
As some of you know, Optimus Prime was scheduled to join us however he had to be subdued on his flight to Hawaii after he refused to stop eating a salmon when trays were supposed to be returned to their upright positions. – Shaan
Last night I went on an abbreviated date with Emma. I say ‘abbreviated’ because she was thinking about the cell phone in her panda purse all night – although she said it was for emergencies only. She realized that our date was not as much fun as she thought it would be. She thought that maybe, if she was really, really bored, that could be construed as some sort of minor emergency. She also thought that twisty pasta reminded her of her hair. – Kiran
Optimus Prime thinks he wants a Miata. I told him he’ll only be able to drive it if he cuts out the floor like Fred Flintstone. – Kiran
Today is Day 16 of my ongoing feud with the god Aeolus, keeper of the winds, who keeps ruining my hair-do. – Shaan