Monthly Archives: August 2008

Today Dada-ji and I are dining al fresco and enjoying a warm Sunday. Come by later this afternoon when I will be flexing my macho muscles and performing in Reggie’s Ruff-Riding Goat Rodeo. – Kiran

Today Kiran and I created a flowchart designed to answer the question “Do you dress like a Hottie?”. It’s brilliant for a number of reasons, but high up on the list has to be the sequence of questions that goes … Continue reading →

WHAT?! Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots and inventor of energons has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize? What can I say about Optimus Prime and the Nobel Peace Prize. The idea is clearly absurd. All I know is, … Continue reading →

Don’t forget to tune in to Elmo’s new reality show “Elmolicious“. On tonight’s episode: Elmo and his bros plan a Broliday but their Bro Bus breaks down. Tune in for all this and more on a very special episode of … Continue reading →

Oh, excuse me, I didn’t see you there! You caught me in mid-thought: What to eat for lunch. Something orange from the Manchu Wok or Build Your Own Taco at Chalupa Cafe? – Shaan

The photos attached to the posts are acting up today, so if you are temporarily deprived of some photographic goodness, please accept my apologies. Please return tomorrow while I try to figure out what I did to anger the Internet … Continue reading →

What is everyone up to today? Well, Zebbie is working on recycling fryolator grease, Shaan is measuring brain synapse activity by rigging an iPod and a wireless router with a Pringles can to the cat and I am snacking on … Continue reading →

I’m only 4 months old but so far I’ve learned that sometimes saying hello to an attractive woman is very complicated and stressful. However giving total strangers discrete packages wrapped in diapers is not. – Shaan

As a celebrated writer, ladies man and fashion icon, I am constantly bombarded with sometimes wacky and ill-considered endorsement possibilities that have included bobblehead dolls, acrylic paintings and commemorative coins. And car rims. – Kiran

Everybody has their favorite Olympic event. Mine is tanning. It’s a relatively obscure sport, but all the intellectual types love Olympic tanning. And last night, the U.S. women’s team armed with a limitless supply of body oil and skin tanned … Continue reading →