What will I do after my gig as a composer of “hands-in-the-air anthems”? I’ve been giving this alot of thought recently and I think I’m going to go back to school, something practical. Medicine is probably out of the question what with all the pre-requisite biochem classes and stuff. Law, maybe, or business. And then I’m going to get a real job, one with health benefits and a steady pay and then I’m going to move to the East Coast. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
Finally, you can be a member of the Shaan Thakur Fan Club. Membership includes the following items:
1) One limited edition Shaan Thakur Fan Club onesie; 2) One sealed decanter of Cleau de Shaan; and 3) A cover letter explaining that said item has been embargoed in France and a few pointers from Shaan for how single women can win his affections.
I noticed that Big Bird posted a blog about “the green movement” and ten ways to be more “green”. Not included on his list: hanging out with the Incredible Hulk and making sure you have enough green M&Ms in your diet. – Kiran
This lovely spring morning Russell is making exposing secret goverments the new hot (Oops! Was that a secret?), Zebbie found an awesome McNugget shaped like Abe Lincoln and Shaan is racing a Lamborghini in a ninja suit. – Kiran
How does Kiran manage to write a witty new post every day? I’ve been brainstorming all day and all I’ve got is a short little quip about birdies and flowers on return-address stickers. Readers often insist that Kiran’s website is written by Shakespeare. Nope. However, his ghost does float above Kiran’s desk and cry every time he writes a sentence. (“Aww, on the keyboard, Shakespeare? C’mon!”) – Shaan
Unlike Kiran, I like to have my name embroidered onto everything I own: Baby sweaters, towels, tissue boxes, even diapers. – Shaan
Yes, it’s true. I’ve seen episodes of Hannah Montana. However, just so no one doubts I’m all man, while watching those episodes, I hunted a deer while competing in a NASCAR race. But the helmet totally ruined my cucumber face mask. – Kiran
How many diapers does Shaan go through in one day? – Kiran
(Please show your work. Answer key at the bottom.)
Answer Key: x = The square root of ‘a heckuva lot’.
Fantastic news! Shaan and I received invitations to the Saturday Night Fever Dance-a-Thon. I will be dressed circa early ’80s: baggy Z. Cavaricci pants, a tank top, gold chains and driving a souped-up Mustang. (Or maybe a Camaro IROC-Z.) Shaan will be clad in head to toe late 90’s: Armani skinny suit, super-moussed hairdo and chauffered in a BMW 330. – Kiran