Still don’t believe in global warming? Well listen up people! While taking my leisurely afternoon swim at Salt Creek Bay today I unexpectedly had to battle extreme hypothermia, which is a sign that the ice caps are still melting and making the water alot colder. Also means that I may be swimming with arctic wolves and errant icebergs soon. – Shaan
CALLING PLANET BANANA
Optimus Prime left our low-impact Lego set at the gym. Again. He’s blaming his cat. My cat constantly howls about how Darth Vader is controlling him with a brain implant and then urinates on unattended laptops all the time, but you just have to learn to give a firm and consistent “no, Zeus.” – Shaan
Sargent Pancake and I will be spending the better part of the weekend making codes, cracking codes, hanging out with Colombians and spending all night partying in a drug lord’s villa. It’s a mission – and it’s a Friday. – Kiran
SMILE OF THE DAY
Today we say goodbye to Grambo, our trusty and reliable web intern. Grambo took on an intimidating job and performed it admirably. As such he will be missed. But fret not, as he is indubitably going on to bigger and better things. We understand he’s already in talks to market “Grambo’s Own” line of salad dressings and lemonade. – Shaan
LAST WEEKENDS’ VIDEOS OF THE DAY
REHAN’S 4th BIRTHDAY PARTY
KALLY’S 5TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
