Although the recommended serving size of Fruit Loops, containing 24 grams of carbohydrates and 2 grams of dietary fiber, isn’t incredibly healthy, the benefits are obvious. I mean, look at Toucan Sam, the Kellogg spokesbird, who is certainly the most well-known of children’s breakfast mascots. He’s been around for 44 years and his beak shows no signs of deterioration. – Kiran
Today I am challenging our preconceived notions of what miming is. – Kiran
Seriously, do you know where my celebrity mementos went? Like for instance my magical Lou Dobbs tortilla, Scarlett Johansson figurines or my autographed Corey Haim mug? – Kiran
My Top 5 Internet Searches at the Moment:
1. Two-headed turtle
2. Jessica Alba
3. Paris Hilton
4. Katie Holmes
5. Breast Milk
In light of the current plummeting financial crisis, Shaan and I have concocted a few homeopathic fragrances for practical use. My favorite comes from steeping a 100-dollar bill in water boiled with a gold bar – I find the scent completely satisfies my desire to roll around in money. – Kiran
The only thing that can turn around this uneventful day would be roller-skating cockatoos or leprechauns on unicycles. Then again, that’s my solution for everything – because it works. – Kiran
Sometimes I like to impress the ladies while listening to music on my iPod. This means I have to—to the detriment of my ear drums—turn up the volume on my iPod (or even iPhone) in the hopes that they will be impressed with what I’m listening to. “OMG, is that Moby Grape?” Yeah. Yeah it is. – Kiran
That slight crisp in the air this morning signals to me that autumn is fast approaching. Everyone get ready for hayrides and pumpkin picking season! – Kiran
“Mr. Southern California USA, Kiran Thakur, right, received his crown and scepter from reigning Mr. Southern California USA Bruce Hamby at a news conference in Irvine, Calif., Monday, September 22, 2008. Contestants were scored using various categories including: best record collection, most relevant karaoke skills and best Carol Channing impersonation while doing the robot at the same time.” – The Irvine World News
[The real reason I won first place in this imaginary pageant? The imaginary swimsuit competition. – Kiran]
SMILES OF THE DAY
