Monthly Archives: March 2008

THE FOURTH ANNUAL CASSEROLE COOK-OFF  Today we hosted the Fourth Annual Casserole Cook-Off. Contestants included such memorable recipes as “Texas Casserole Massacre”, “Casserole Fever” and “Thanksgiving Dinner Surprise”. They were mostly creamy and bland. And some were evidently flavored using packets from a thing of spicy ramen. [See … Continue reading →

Today we learned that Elmo can eat 46 stale Twinkies in under an hour. (“Does anyone know if Blue Cross covers hyperglycemic shock?”) – Kiran    

SMILES OF THE DAY

What is everyone up to today? Well, Russell is spending a protein pudding-fueled day in sweatpants (Granted, they are Armani sweats, but still.), Zebbie and Maio Maio are creating a new tahini sauce called Mondo Shwarma and I’m having my hair styled fluffy and … Continue reading →

Today, Elmo’s babysitting Bernard for the day, while I go to the opening of 50 Cent’s new clu-, I mean, perform at a bachelorette part- uh, attend a writing conference. – Kiran  

Oooooo! You know what? I wasn’t planning on working out tonight, but my Pelvic Floor Muscles are totally out of shape. Excuse me while I make some calls. – Kiran    

PAGE SIX (SESAME STREET EDITION)   When reached for comment, Kiran remarked: ‘We all went to Big Bird’s book party, because it was the kind of thing you had to go to. Mostly we just skulked in the corner telling anecdotes to one another … Continue reading →

Can you hear that? The unpleasant sound of the last package of marshmallow Peeps going quickly stale. If so, that means your post-Easter hangover is as severe as mine. – Kiran    

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!  I don’t know about you, but I spent the day smeared in Cadbury Creme Eggs and Rabbit Peeps residue! – Kiran         

In the run-up before Easter today is officially known as “Post-Crucifixion/ Pre-Resurrection” Day. It’s a fact. – Kiran