Kiran and Shaan's World

Why do I keep getting eyebrow threading coupons in the mail from ‘Shivananda: Eyebrow Shaping Swami Extraordinaire’? – Kiran     

Alright Russell, what will it be for breakfast today: Eggs Parmesan or Eggs Pomodoro? – Kiran  

What?! Bald is the new blonde? Nuh-uh. Really? – Kiran  

For all of you avid stamp collectors out there, I am happy to announce that the US Postal Service has finally issued its limited edition Kiran Thakur stamps. Like other stamps, you can stick them to your envelopes and send them to someone special or like me, you can use them to reupholster the living room couch. – Kiran         

Okay, okay, okay, now let’s listen to my favorite CD, “Bangin’ Bhangra”. What’s it like? It’s like, um, ethno mix-talica meets tablas freakout. Hey! Where you going? – Kiran   

Oh man! Starbucks is out of whip cream for my skim milk half-caf dolce cinnamon latte? Ooo-kay. [Sigh] Well how ’bout a vente ice mochachino instead! – Kiran   

THE GOLDEN CHUB CHUB WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP

[ding-ding-ding] …In this corner, all the way from Babies ‘R Us and weighing in at 52 diapers…Huggies Regular! [applause, applause] And in this corner, the hometown favorite weighing in at approximately 20 lbs…Kiran Thakur! [applause, applause]. Alright gentlemen, let the wrestling…BEGIN! [TWEEEEEEET!] – Referee     

Ooooo! Ouch! It looks like Huggies is using his famous Cobra Clutch … Kiran blocks using the Tongan Death Grip. Oooo! But it looks like Kiran is on the ropes. Is tickling allowed Howard? – Bob Costas

It looks like Huggies has the upperhand aaaaaa-nd…the referee has just slapped the mat three times. AND HUGGIES IS THE WINNER! – Bos Costas

Although you lost, that was an incredible match Kiran. How are you feeling? – Bob Costas

That was fun. But this isn’t ‘Intermediate Power Judo’ is it? – Kiran

Today we salute Mom’s wallet. Why?: 1. It holds all of Mom’s booty; 2. It’s a make-shift pacifier; and 3. Serves fried eggs and frites til 11 am. Multi-purpose wallet, you rock! – Kiran  

Just in case your assistant forgot to pencil it into your calendar, next month is my birthday (wink, wink) and I am in desperate need of a unicorn (hint, hint). I hear they sell them at Costco? – Kiran    

On President’s Day, Dad and I celebrate by buying our respective Abraham Lincoln and George Washington costumes at Target. Next year though I’m going to dress as Warren G. Harding, you know, just for kicks. – Kiran