Monthly Archives: February 2007

Why do I keep getting eyebrow threading coupons in the mail from ‘Shivananda: Eyebrow Shaping Swami Extraordinaire’? – Kiran       

Alright Russell, what will it be for breakfast today: Eggs Parmesan or Eggs Pomodoro? – Kiran    

What?! Bald is the new blonde? Nuh-uh. Really? – Kiran      

For all of you avid stamp collectors out there, I am happy to announce that the US Postal Service has finally issued its limited edition Kiran Thakur stamps. Like other stamps, you can stick them to your envelopes and send them to someone … Continue reading →

Okay, okay, okay, now let’s listen to my favorite CD, “Bangin’ Bhangra”. What’s it like? It’s like, um, ethno mix-talica meets tablas freakout. Hey! Where you going? – Kiran   

Oh man! Starbucks is out of whip cream for my skim milk half-caf dolce cinnamon latte? Ooo-kay. [Sigh] Well how ’bout a vente ice mochachino instead! – Kiran       

THE GOLDEN CHUB CHUB WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP [ding-ding-ding] …In this corner, all the way from Babies ‘R Us and weighing in at 52 diapers…Huggies Regular! [applause, applause] And in this corner, the hometown favorite weighing in at approximately 20 lbs…Kiran Thakur! … Continue reading →

Today we salute Mom’s wallet. Why?: 1. It holds all of Mom’s booty; 2. It’s a make-shift pacifier; and 3. Serves fried eggs and frites til 11 am. Multi-purpose wallet, you rock! – Kiran    

Just in case your assistant forgot to pencil it into your calendar, next month is my birthday (wink, wink) and I am in desperate need of a unicorn (hint, hint). I hear they sell them at Costco? – Kiran     … Continue reading →

On President’s Day, Dad and I celebrate by buying our respective Abraham Lincoln and George Washington costumes at Target. Next year though I’m going to dress as Warren G. Harding, you know, just for kicks. – Kiran