February 22
THE GOLDEN CHUB CHUB WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP
[ding-ding-ding] …In this corner, all the way from Babies ‘R Us and weighing in at 52 diapers…Huggies Regular! [applause, applause] And in this corner, the hometown favorite weighing in at approximately 20 lbs…Kiran Thakur! [applause, applause]. Alright gentlemen, let the wrestling…BEGIN! [TWEEEEEEET!] – Referee
Ooooo! Ouch! It looks like Huggies is using his famous Cobra Clutch … Kiran blocks using the Tongan Death Grip. Oooo! But it looks like Kiran is on the ropes. Is tickling allowed Howard? – Bob Costas
It looks like Huggies has the upperhand aaaaaa-nd…the referee has just slapped the mat three times. AND HUGGIES IS THE WINNER! – Bos Costas
Although you lost, that was an incredible match Kiran. How are you feeling? – Bob Costas
That was fun. But this isn’t ‘Intermediate Power Judo’ is it? – Kiran