Monthly Archives: October 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Everyone acts like they’re too cool or too old to enjoy Halloween — and that’s total nonsense. Halloween is the most awesome holiday of the year. You get to dress-up, run around the streets and you get candy. … Continue reading →

So we all know that this Halloween there will be a million people dressed as Sarah Palin – snooze. But some of us plan to be a little more inspired. Elmo is dressing up as Amy Winehouse, Russell is dressing … Continue reading →

Earlier today, Shaan and I went and observed the last-minute lunch break costume shoppers outside the big Halloween store near Albertson’s. Everyone was either a “pirate” or a “sexy [insert any profession here]”. These uncreative people are terrible and should … Continue reading →

HAPPY DIWALI EVERYONE!  

Four years into their mission to explore the surface of Mars, NASA’s twin Mars rovers deserve a complete tune-up, lube job and a date with the machinery of their choice when they return from space. It’s the least we can … Continue reading →

As demonstrated by our oufits at the Happy Diwali Party last night, this season’s hottest trends include sparkle-draped hats and vests and lots of pizzazz. – Kiran

Just when we finally crawled through last week’s computer meltdown, it’s come to my attention that there are still “technical difficulties”. Apparently, throwing Monopoly money at our server doesn’t ensure proper service across the board. Who knew? Please check back … Continue reading →

Like most supermodels, when I go to restaurants, I order one large mineral water with a teeny tiny wedge of lemon and opt against an actual meal. Sure, baked feta tastes good for a moment, but slim lasts — and … Continue reading →

This is completely unconfirmed and based on rumor, but I just heard that Rice Krispie spokesman and breakfast role model Snap, innocently driving his silver Lamborghini just like any of us would, was arrested earlier this morning for drunk driving. … Continue reading →

It’s 10:40 am and I still haven’t posted one single blurb. Know why? I have no news – none at all. If this continues I’m going to have to start making stuff up.* – Kiran * UPDATE: AAAAAAAAAHHH! John McCain … Continue reading →