October 22
It’s 10:40 am and I still haven’t posted one single blurb. Know why? I have no news – none at all. If this continues I’m going to have to start making stuff up.* – Kiran
* UPDATE: AAAAAAAAAHHH! John McCain is elected ruler of Alternate Reality Earth!
** BREAKING UPDATE: In the alternate universe, McCain appoints Chuck Norris his Secretary of Defense and Bizarro his White House Chief of Staff.