At some point in the future, when the rabbit community finally gets together and has an awards show celebrating their many rabbit achievements, they’re going to give T-Loaf a lifetime achievement award. All of the rabbits are going to get all teary as they show T-Loaf’s lengthy career retrospective and then T-Loaf is going to limp onstage with his little cane and give a wildly passionate speech that ends with the word “courage”. And when you watch that on cable, you’re gonna get all misty and say “That is one fine bunny”. – Kiran
Ever want to know what people in Finland think about Belgians? Or what Swedes think about Turks? Apparently, the only famous Italian ever was Mussolini. Romanians like to compare Norwegians to tubs of nonfat vanilla yogurt with carob chips, while Germans think Romanians eat bran muffins through straws. In the UK, they spell theaters “theatres.” That’s the extent of my analysis. – Shaan
Today I spent the better part of the morning paying for my dentist’s summer homes by having a mouthful of cavities filled – 8 to be exact. I’ll miss the laughing gas, but not the drill. – Shaan
Mom can attest there there have been days when I have empirically proven that kids can be a pain in the $%&. And on those days I often employ certain tactics to get my own way that are so vile and so manipulative that she sees me for who I really am: Extremely cute in photos, marginally amusing in small doses and utterly uncontrollable. – Shaan
We all know how it is – stuff that didn’t even taste good last week suddenly becomes more desirable when it’s marked 50% off the day after Easter. Rite Aid and other drugstores have a whole aisle full of the worst chocolate on earth – chocolate that the other chocolates simply point and laugh at. Russell Stover, whoever you are – I salute you. You truly are the king of Easter “chocolate” (especially at 50% off). – Kiran
This is what democracy looks like: mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers and french fries at Ruby’s. I could eat two Gray’s Papaya dogs, put them on a roll with two Corner Bistro burgers and drench them both with fries and STILL not have a more potent sandwich then a Ruby Burger. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off for my preemptive angioplasty. – Kiran
We all know how it is – stuff that didn’t even taste good last week suddenly becomes more desirable when it’s marked 50% off the day after Easter. Rite Aid and other drugstores have a whole aisle full of the worst chocolate on earth – chocolate that the other chocolates simply point and laugh at. Russell Stover, whoever you are – I salute you. You truly are the king of Easter “chocolate” (especially at 50% off). – Kiran
