Monthly Archives: July 2013

Forget Bitcoins – memes are probably our most stable form of Internet currency. By my calculations, two lolcat ninja photos are worth at least one viral video of a dog playing a Rush solo – if I’m adjusting for inflation … Continue reading →

If you are ever offered macademia nuts in the shell, say NO, NO, NO thanks. It is nearly impossible for a human to crack the shell without heavy machinery. My friend feeds them to his macaw who literally has the … Continue reading →

As some of you know, Dad has been on a heath kick and juicing everything in sight. Personally, I’d like to see some non-citrus fruit smoothies. Sure, oranges and lemons are rich in vitamin C, but they’re also pretty boring. … Continue reading →

Lion-O and I are going to have an adventure. First someone’s got to get Mr. Potatohead out of Charlie Sheen’s house. I’m pretty sure I still know how to catch a bullet with my teeth but I doubt it will … Continue reading →

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Did you know Spiderman once funded an expedition to Krypton after seeing Superman Returns? This led to his casting in a Japanese Depends commercial to recover said financial loss. – Shaan

You know what I like to do on a hot summer night? Open the refrigerator. You know what else I like? A/C. A/C is amazing and beautiful. Why do I feel the need to to constantly lower my ambient body … Continue reading →

Everywhere you go everyone is talking about Kate Middleton and the Royal Baby Watch. Call me a curmudgeon, but I really, really, really do not need to see any more photos of Kate Middleton. I do not want to see … Continue reading →