July 21
Everywhere you go everyone is talking about Kate Middleton and the Royal Baby Watch. Call me a curmudgeon, but I really, really, really do not need to see any more photos of Kate Middleton. I do not want to see her adjusting inflation, either. I do not want to see her eat beef jerky or have her hair done. Even seeing her at the local DMV applying for a license renewal is pushing it. – Shaan