Monthly Archives: May 2010

What do Dad’s sandals think about me? Dad’s sandals think they’re better than me because they don’t have to work for a living. But they’re also bloated and lazy – so there you have it. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

What’s the secret to my success as a blogger? I barely step away from my laptop. Ever. Nobody takes a minute off on the internet. You have to be there every minute looking and hunting for the next big story. … Continue reading →

Today I am fondly remembering the days when pennies weren’t being pinched on beverages and the quality of liquid refreshments. Do you remember when bottles of Coca-Cola were the size of a dachshund. Honest to God, they were THIS BIG  … Continue reading →

Basically I need to get Elmo a gift for his birthday this afternoon. Maybe some nice wind chimes for his new house in Northampton? One of those beaded seat covers for his Subaru? Fleece vest. Wait! Mini-napkins! He’ll love that, … Continue reading →

Wham! Rattle! Clank! That’s the sound of medieval serfs doing battle with our next door neighbor Glaarg, a giant cherry red robot. Naturally Glaarg won. But the little villagers actually did OK. Way better than they could have done considering … Continue reading →

We’re all scared of something. But the scariest thing of all: Germs. They’re teeny! And they make you sick! I don’t get sick though because I drink plenty of delicious vitamin C enriched orange juice and germs rightfully fear me. … Continue reading →

                                                                     PHOTO OF THE DAY

Here I am during my mid-day nap. I dreamt that Wolverine and I were trading old proverbs and quotes from Benjamin Franklin for over ten minutes before we reached a compromise and planned a trip to go sneaker shopping on … Continue reading →

                                                                 A DAY AT THE PARK                                         FOLLOWED BY A TICKET TO SLEEPY TOWN