Kiran and Shaan's World

I LOVE WRITING IN ALL CAPS. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M RUNNING REALLY FAST WITH MEL GIBSON IN GALLIPOLI AND HE’S YELLING TO ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO YELL WHEN YOU RUN AND WHEN YOU DO IT ALWAYS SOUNDS SUPER IMPORTANT. – SHAAN

Are you looking for work? If so, I have a variety of projects which require your assistance—I need to schedule a bunch of mani-pedi appointments and have someone file my collection of kung fu movies. – Shaan

Here I am demonstrating step-by-step the hand-to-hand combat between myself and a violence-prone chair and an equally vicious table. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

Um, okay, so I accidentally sort of watched part of an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race last night and now I am completely convinced of two things: 1. We are definitely living in the end of times and 2. It was nice to see RuPaul alive and well and living in Amy Winehouse’s hair. – Kiran

No, definitely not. Contrary to what you may have heard from the proverbial grapevine, I am most certainly not “crushing” on Abbie from across the street 1600%. Okay, maybe 440% verbal, 410% math, but that’s because she already has a boyfriend – and a 12 year old kid – and she looks like Cher. Not young Cher, now Cher. (Sorry, Cher.) – Kiran

MOVIE HAIKUS by Shaan

Today, I am pleased as peas to present my first installment of what will be a recurring feature I like to call Movie Haikus. Here goes my first one stanza abridged haiku of the popular Watchmen [ahem, ahem]:

If God and Q,
Had a baby,
It would be Dr. Manhattan.

SMILES OF THE DAY

Mom – Can I have something to eat that’s fast, delicious and requires very little hand-eye coordination? – Shaan

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