Monthly Archives: August 2007

Why am I driving a “Winnie the Pooh” car instead of my speeder-bike from Return of the Jedi? I can’t go into the details due to the pending litigation, but it basically involves me, an Ewok and a grape juice Mai-Tai … Continue reading →

It takes seven kinds of fruit to make Hawaiian Punch? Seven kinds of fruit in a Hawaiian Punch? Seven kinds of fruit? Seven? Really? – Kiran    

“OMG! The house reaks of sulfur and rotten eggs. It’s disgusting. Did Elmo have burritos for lunch AGAIN?” – Kiran “No, it’s really more of a ‘Russell ate curry for breakfast thing.’” – Zebbie

How was the party last night? Well, the dress code was ‘Klingon’ but I just went in a classic Mad Max-leather thing I had sitting around. The music was totally distorted because the DJ didn’t notice that he had every bar on the … Continue reading →

What’s behind my blanket? All kinds of booty: A slab of fudge, the expressed written consent of the NBA, a pair of left-handed scissors, Mannequin on laserdisc, my lucky Mexican jumping beans and, possibly, reclaimed free-range chicken fingers. – Kiran

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Chacha-ji, Happy Birthday to you! – Kiran  

Yikes! Abraham Lincoln is having a fist fight with a dinosaur in the living room and Russell is talking to Charlemagne. What do I make of all this? Either the time machine I built in the garage has finally started working or I’m … Continue reading →

That’s just like the time Elmo didn’t do the reading for class and asked me, “What was it about?” I looked at him like he was crazy, because there’s no good way to sum up Othello in 2 minutes. But then I was all, “interracial … Continue reading →

Russell! RUSSELL! Seriously, no more Oreos in the deep fryer! – Kiran    

CHEZ K Since opening our new bistro “Chez K” last weekend, we’ve had a few anonymous and not so anonymous comments placed in the suggestion box. This week’s “comments” include: “Ice cream every day!” “I came in for lunch today around 11:30, ordered … Continue reading →