August 22
CHEZ K
Since opening our new bistro “Chez K” last weekend, we’ve had a few anonymous and not so anonymous comments placed in the suggestion box. This week’s “comments” include:
“Ice cream every day!”
“I came in for lunch today around 11:30, ordered my usual, and as I walked to right corner of the dining hall, I noticed that someone was sitting in my Elmo’s seat. I would like to point out that this is exceedingly disrespectful to Elmo as I Elmo called that seat first. Zebbie said that he called the seat ‘infinity’ but I Elmo called the seat ‘infinity, infinity,’ effectively making the seat mine Elmo’s. The seat, therefore, belongs to me Elmo. Please see that no one sits in it. Ever.”