Monthly Archives: July 2010

SMILES OF THE DAY

I really have to wonder how much longer the goofy neon glasses-thing can last. Isn’t it about time we go ahead and move on to the next big thing, like fake Groucho Marx glasses or whatever? – Kiran

In celebration of virility-proving Super-Manly Day, I will be riding horses shirtless, co-piloting a fighter jet, shooting a tiger, navigating a mini-submarine to the bottom of the ocean and attaching a tracking device to a whale while performing wheelies on … Continue reading →

By now, I’m guessing most of you have heard about the dust-up between Elmo and Kenneth Branagh at the BMW Celebrity Golf Tournament at the Pacific Palms Resort yesterday. Some might wonder how Elmo, who weighs in at about 3 … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Things are always falling in between my pectoral muscles all the time. Matchbox cars, legos, even a headband once. So I decided to USE my muscles. I put my lip balm, occasionally cash, sometimes a cell phone — all in … Continue reading →

Everyone has trouble losing weight – everyone except me that is. How do I do it? I wear my handy dandy weight loss medallion (which also doubles as a cell phone) and I only consume diet juice boxes. – Shaan

So,  Kiran and I have been talking – and seriously, our next door neighbor Jessi has got to be the hottest 44-year-old woman on the planet. In fact, if you slapped bikinis on all the hot 44-year-olds out there and … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY