WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
MINI COOPER! MINI COOPER! MINI COOPER! MINI COOPER! MINI COOPER! MINI COOPER! Er, I mean — international cooperation and unity. **whispers** Spice Orange. Silver Bonnet Stripes. Bluetooth/USB Capability please. – Kiran
I spent the better part of the afternoon making this Christmas ornament. The kit says its a “Holiday Squirrel” but I dunno. If you squint your eyes and look at it sideways, I see “Chinese Lincoln” or “Ameoba Lassie”. – Kiran
With all the hullabaloo over Black Friday, everyone’s already working on their Christmas list. What’s on my list? Well, I don’t want anyone to know about my fixation with celebrity fragrances so I guess I’m going to have to buy Beyonce’s “Heat” for myself. – Shaan
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Seriously?! Why do I have to wait in a long boring line on Black Friday? If all those early bird shoppers are already there at 4 am why do I need to be? Couldn’t I just give one of them $5, maybe a few old cassette tapes, or a live chicken (whatever they’re into) and tell them to grab me a 55″ LCD HDTV on their way out? – Kiran
How awesome was Thanksgiving this year? It was so awesome you’d have thought Mark Spitz himself had descended from the heavens – where he owns a condo – to bestow chest hair and gold medallions to everyone. – Kiran
SMILES OF THE DAY
HOW MANY PHOTOS DOES IT TAKE TO GET THE SMILES OF THE DAY?
Who else is going to Kohls with me at 3 am on Black Friday to get Rachael Ray’s 57 piece kitchen set for only $49.99! [Silence] Awww-www. Come on guys – don’t let the terrorists win. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
