Monthly Archives: February 2011

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Alien abductions are alot more common then you would think. Just the other day, I was in the kitchen, sipping a double double smoothie when this white light hit me and I floated through the ceiling and onto this ship … Continue reading →

Mr. Fluffles, the gerbil, loves living inside our computer. The CPU has been muffled so he’s not living in constant fear of losing his hearing. Sure he gets a little irritated when I kick the machine after I get fragged … Continue reading →

Pull my finger, Rudy. No, seriously. C’mon. Just pull it. [Fart] Heh. Okay, no seriously. I won’t do it this…[Fart] Got you again! Okay. Just nudge my finger this time. No. No. No. I’m all farted out. I won’t be … Continue reading →

I’m told quite often that my side profile resembles Kenny Rogers. And if you squint really, really, really hard, I kinda look like Michael McDonald, who is the Kenny Rogers of soul music. – Kiran

I’ve been playing Dad’s new Big Little Planet all day long and simply cannot get enough. Right now my record is 121,875 points, but I’m thinking about taking my game to the “next level”, which will probably involve a BLT, … Continue reading →

The first time I attempted to skateboard, I rolled up the street, hit a microscopic pebble, flew 70 feet in the air and landed on my face where the concrete gave me an extremely deep level of exfoliation. The second … Continue reading →

I’ve recently started taking acting lessons from our next door neighbor Emotion Eric. He can do happy, sad and mad – but can also accurately convey all kinds of more complicated feelings as well. So far I’ve mastered how to … Continue reading →

Did you know birthday clowns have a 20-to-1 chance of traumatizing children? Las Vegas keeps odds on these kind of things I’m sure. But it’s a little known fact that petting zoos can be equally traumatic. One minute your feeding … Continue reading →