Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Alien abductions are alot more common then you would think. Just the other day, I was in the kitchen, sipping a double double smoothie when this white light hit me and I floated through the ceiling and onto this ship where aliens led by Cher judged a double dutch tournament between the Golden Girls and the cast of Mr. Belvedere. Totally awesome. – Kiran

Mr. Fluffles, the gerbil, loves living inside our computer. The CPU has been muffled so he’s not living in constant fear of losing his hearing. Sure he gets a little irritated when I kick the machine after I get fragged in SOCOM 4, but hey, we’re bonding late into the night, man and gerbil, united in computing. Okay, so there is one minor issue. While the heat from the processor keeps him warm, it also keeps his poops warm and I haven’t quite figured out how to clean this thing yet. – Shaan

Pull my finger, Rudy. No, seriously. C’mon. Just pull it. [Fart] Heh. Okay, no seriously. I won’t do it this…[Fart] Got you again! Okay. Just nudge my finger this time. No. No. No. I’m all farted out. I won’t be able to fart even if I wanted to. You gotta trust me Rudy. I can’t now. So just give my finger a little…[Fart] Again! Got you again! Some things just never, ever, ever get old. – Shaan

I’m told quite often that my side profile resembles Kenny Rogers. And if you squint really, really, really hard, I kinda look like Michael McDonald, who is the Kenny Rogers of soul music. – Kiran

I’ve been playing Dad’s new Big Little Planet all day long and simply cannot get enough. Right now my record is 121,875 points, but I’m thinking about taking my game to the “next level”, which will probably involve a BLT, a large cup of coffee and a fistful of Advil. – Shaan

The first time I attempted to skateboard, I rolled up the street, hit a microscopic pebble, flew 70 feet in the air and landed on my face where the concrete gave me an extremely deep level of exfoliation. The second and third attempts were even worse, leaving me a bloody mess and only one option: Holding my skateboard under my arm and limping around the mall food court in an attempt to look cool. (It worked!) But I’m never skating again. – Shaan

I’ve recently started taking acting lessons from our next door neighbor Emotion Eric. He can do happy, sad and mad – but can also accurately convey all kinds of more complicated feelings as well. So far I’ve mastered how to emote “Intense PlayStation Face” (see photo) and “Sarcastic Respect for Authority Figures” (see photo). – Kiran

Did you know birthday clowns have a 20-to-1 chance of traumatizing children? Las Vegas keeps odds on these kind of things I’m sure. But it’s a little known fact that petting zoos can be equally traumatic. One minute your feeding smelly brown pellets to the goat and the next …well…I just can’t talk about that right now. – Kiran