Monthly Archives: July 2014

VIDEO OF THE DAY

IAN’S 9th BIRTHDAY PARTY 

I will wear this crown and scepter for my coronation as Emperor of Everywhere. – Shaan

So this is basically what I observed:  Jellyfish No. 156 will bump into Jellyfish No. 9 and beat each other senseless, and then they’ll become best friends. Then Jellyfish No. 310 will bump into Jellyfish No. 156 and also beat each … Continue reading →

If it’s wrong to drink coffee from a cup hewn from the horn of a northern white rhinoceros and a blade composed of Wolverine’s bones then I don’t want to be right. – Kiran Leah discreetly informed me that we are in … Continue reading →

Mom hasn’t said a single word since we arrived. She says it’s because her voice only has one tone now and it’s “Middle-Aged Woman Coping With Two Sick Children As Part of Her Soul Breaks Off”. – Kiran