July 30
Want to know what’s in my coffee this morning? Controversy! … And, okay, marshmallows. – Shaan
July 29
Terry is a dinosaur. She enjoys being petted but only if you’ve bested her in combat with a bow and arrow. Or better yet gain her confidence. Buy her a coffee maker. Or an oven mitt. Whatever the chicks are into these days. – Shaan
July 28
VIDEO OF THE DAY
July 27
SMILE OF THE DAY
July 26
VIDEO OF THE DAY
July 25
While Kiran persists with his juvenile pranks, I’m just going to continue laughing sophisticatedly as I sip this delicious martini. And by delicious martini I mean my used cereal milk. – Shaan.
July 24
Later today I’ll be channeling the spirit of Chuck Norris and fighting Godzilla’s brother’s nephew Phil. If you happen to be streaming the fight be sure to stand back from your computer because a random roundhouse kick might come flying out of your monitor and kick you to the moon. – Kiran
July 23
SMILE OF THE DAY
July 22
New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg is proposing to restrict the size of sugary drinks in New York City and I can already hear the claws being sharpened and ready to type, “Stupid elite east coast liberal. What does he know?” instead of asking the important questions like: Why is terrible processed food available so cheap? Who lobbies to make that happen? Why are McRibs allowed to be so delicious yet no one will tell me what they’re made of? – Shaan
July 21
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!
