Kiran and Shaan's World

Megatron should really be more careful with his social media posts. In the past hour I have observed the following:

Facbook status update: “Using Propofol without an EKG!””
Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Sorry – that was supposed to be in Google”

Facbook status update: “Toxic space spores clouding my ability to wield the Sword of Omens in final battle against Darth Vader”
Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Sorry my bad – Google mistake again”

Facbook status update: “eMetering my passive-aggressive anger resulting from child-rearing”
Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Whoops”*

[*Editor’s Note: The last post was incorrectly attributed to Megatron. Everyone knows Mom’s the only one that uses an eMeter for stress relief.]

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