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Mr. Potatohead’s new cologne smells like s’mores. Wow – I was way off. I always assumed it would smell like postage stamps. Shows how much I know. Of course, I do spend half my day with pashmina throw ribbons wrapped around my head. Is that how fancy people do it? Because I’m feeling pretty good. And by good, I mean awesome – and no longer see the need to wear pants. Stop oppressing me, slacks! – Shaan

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