May 23
What do I want to do today? I want to relive my life, except as an observer. I want to see it all like a movie: the great moments, the humiliating ones, the banal day-to-day drudgery. And the lessons I would learn! Did I really tell Sabrina I was gonna call her that night, or was she right to be mad? Just who was that giving me bunny ears in my delivery room photo? Just where in the world did I get that haircut? Did I ever improve after my initial, clumsy attempts at Cajun style baking? And, at last, I can find out: Do these pants make my butt look big? – Shaan