Monthly Archives: August 2007

SPY VS SPY (EPISODE 1) Tuesday. 08.21.07. Thirteen hundred hours. I have successfully infiltrated Omega Sector. Over the course of the last few weeks, I have spent countless hours—entire days, even—in preparation for this mission. The careful transmission of multiple … Continue reading →

“Mmmm…tell me in my good ear. What’s that? I’m fabulous? Don’t you think I know that? Oh Suri, you’re such a card. You’re positively delicious.” – Kiran   

I’m so tired of the old-fashioned style rhetoric put forth by traditionalists like Tutenkhamen and Ramesses II. I much prefer the new-school mummies, who know a good beat when they hear one and can throw on a pair of aviators and hang till 4 a.m. at the … Continue reading →

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror I get confused and think I’m looking at Brad Pitt. A lot of women seem to make that mistake too. Hmm, so weird. – Kiran     

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL “The Cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) is an atypical member of the cat family (Felidae) that hunts by speed rather than by stealth or pack tactics. It is the fastest of all terrestrial animals and can reach speeds of … Continue reading →

HOW MANY PLAYDATES HAVE YOU HAD? “Are boys lying about the number of playdates they’ve had or are they simply having encounters with imaginary survey-averse friends? That’s the troubling question the The Los Angeles Times took up this weekend. The proposition is a simple one: … Continue reading →

Russell and I are working on a new man-fragrance called “Project K”. But what will our man-perfume smell like? Mmmmmm… Ponies and butterflies? SPF 50? – Kiran  

[BUUUURRRRRRRRP] Whoops! Te he he. Pardon me! – Kiran  

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL “…Known as the king of the jungle, the lion’s main habitat is, in fact, the African grasslands. Once common in Africa, Asia, and parts of Europe, this magnificent animal is now a protected species. Unlike most members … Continue reading →

ON ACTING  …like a moth to a spotlight, I was drawn to the spotlight, because I am a moth. Or like one. Whaaaa? – Kiran