DID I HEAR A CHALLENGE?
Oh yeah. I bet I could dunk a whole cantaloupe straight into our neighbor’s basketball hoop from across the street. OH YEAH. Make that an orange! (Betting starts at 5 PM EST. Deeds to houses, supermodels and Ferraris accepted.) – Kiran
Have you noticed how small everything is now? I mean really. Everything is so small! Even houses are small. Same with hotel rooms, iPods and MP3 players: All small. Much like me. This reaffirms my prediction for 2008: “Small is the new hot. And small is going to take over the world.” – Shaan
You don’t get more American than this – I’m eating an apple pie popsicle in one hand and shaking hands with a Native American with the other. If I we’re any more American you’d be obligated to stand up and salute your computer monitor right now. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! – Kiran
IT’S A FACT!
The planet Earth is flat and is becoming flatter. Or wait. Was it ever flat before? – Shaan
Mmmm…Well, sometimes I say “No” just to say “No”. Sometimes I say “No” when I mean “Yes”. And sometimes I say “No” as a “metaphor for judgments based on preconceived notions”. I don’t know why. I’m not saying it’s right. That’s just how it is. – Kiran
Okay, so this morning I thought I’d slip out for a little siesta because it’s 700 degrees in the house today, but as soon as I reached my siesta spot, I fell into a deep slumber and could hardly drag myself back to the house for my labor intensive afternoon nap. – Shaan
Tomorrow I’ll be lounging at the pool wearing a Pucci thong and a weightlifter’s belt. Probably Vuitton. Definitely a weightlifter’s belt – you don’t want back strain when you’re walking around with 50 lbs of gold chains and medallions. – Kiran
Today I spent the morning teaching Shaan his numbers. So far he can count with “one,” “two,” and “many”. – Kiran
When choosing a gym, it’s important to evaluate a number of variables that contribute to a good workout experience. The range and number of training programs offered and the quality of available equipment are important but the real dilemma of how to choose a gym boil down to the following three issues:
1. The primary question is, inevitably, “Will I look good in this gym?” (The all-important corollary: “Do other people look good in this gym?”)
2. Does the gym have Butt-Lifting and Contouring Technology?
3. Paying an exorbitant initiation fee guarantees that you will definitely start going to the gym all the time. But then you realize that you’re basically paying to feel guilty. Remember: Feeling guilty should be free.
Um, why does Kiran enjoy pointing outside the windows of moving vehicles and yelling out new, absurd words for the familiar things he sees? In baby culture, this way of communicating is very non-traditional but very exciting. – Shaan