Monthly Archives: September 2008

WHAT DO YOU DO TO ACHIEVE INNER PEACE? I unwind by fixing things and single-mindedly learning how to do manual tasks. My car is a favorite subject. I’ve replaced its timing belt, power-steering pump and radiator. For a while, I … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

It’s day 3 of Mother Nature’s attempt to destroy the human race; on Tuesday, the temperature hit 90 degrees and yesterday it hit 92 degrees. The heat index — what it actually feels like — was around 102 degrees yesterday, … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Wait a minute. What? Violet Affleck is just sitting around by herself pining for a man. OnStar, take me to Violet Affleck! OnStar? Hello? Where is… Dude, OnStar, get out of the fridge! Are you drinking my juice boxes? C’mon! … Continue reading →

ROCK STAR I’ve finally completed my band lineup. I’ve got the emo keyboard player, the hot chick drummer and now I’ve nabbed the perfect bassist: the guy on the Pringles can. – Kiran

In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And the earth was without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, … Continue reading →

The universe is in balance today: The weather is expected to be gorgeous, with the sun brightly shining, warming our flesh and our hearts one last time before the leaves turn. I bet there’s even some leftover Banana Creme pie … Continue reading →

“So, what’s the difference between blue cars and yellow cars?” – Shaan “Blue cars think the whole world belongs to them.” – Kiran “And yellow cars?” – Shaan “It’s up to them to feel that way.” – Kiran

With the collapsing housing market and economic downturn everyone has been forced to reevaluate their expenditures. Myself included. Now that I’m no longer hemorrhaging money from the pockets of my Versace leather pants I’ve decided to forgo my uber-mega-luxury spa … Continue reading →