Monthly Archives: October 2008

SMILE OF THE DAY

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST MCCAIN AD? “In Maverick World, no maverick will ever be taxed, regardless of whether he or she is a maverick, because we are all mavericks, at heart.” – TV Announcer HUH?! – Kiran

I like to watch a variety of television shows. I enjoy everything from delicately nuanced dramas (‘Gray’s Anatomy’) to brain-rotting reality shows (‘Gray’s Anatomy’). I also don’t mind ‘Gray’s Anatomy.’ – Kiran

But Elmo, how do you know without a doubt, 100% absolutely positively that Paris Hilton gave you herpes? I mean, yes, you may have the biggest cold sore in Christendom, but do we ever truly know anything? – Kiran

Dudes have an elaborate and highly codified set of behaviors that we do when we want you to look at us. If we’re giggling and crying at the same time, it means: Console us. If we’re huddled next to you … Continue reading →

There are a few important — and DEVELOPING — stories that I will surely share with you all at a later time, like when I’m not rushing off for a pedicure. (Hello! Priorities!) – Kiran

It’s Wednesday and just so you know, the anthem of the day is: Don’t give away the milk for free when the cow’s already been bought. – Shaan [Editor’s Note: Um, I don’t think you meant what this sentence actually … Continue reading →

Ummm, so I just heard that the casting agent for the Death of a Salesman revival is looking to immediately hire an actor who can infuse the role of Willie Loman with quiet desperation and impersonate Donald Trump at the … Continue reading →

On Monday mornings I like to start my day with a sticky bun and a relaxing sippy cup of kombucha tea steaming at my elbow. Everyone else however is getting a jump start on their personal projects. Shaan is writing … Continue reading →

What does it say about our current zeitgeist when women size you up only by the quantity and measurements of your flat screen television collection. I wonder what Shaan is doing about this?* – Kiran [* Measuring my plasma television … Continue reading →