Monthly Archives: December 2008

My answer to solving the growing financial crisis? Candy canes. And lots of them. Wait, I already proposed that solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at … Continue reading →

When I initially wrote my letter to Santa, I asked for the yet to be released Sesame Street CD “Songs To Wear Pants To”. However after a few days of quiet reflection it occurred to me that I had spoken … Continue reading →

As some of you already know Elmo’s wrist reduction surgery went swimmingly well yesterday afternoon. What shape do Elmo’s wrists resemble post-surgery? My money’s on rhombus. Or octagon. It’s a toss-up. – Kiran

This year we’re having a quiet Christmas at home. A couple of years ago I was swept away with yuletide propaganda and marched in a Christmas parade dressed as a sexy elf. It was like, sub-freezing and I nearly died … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

What would you do if an old man broke into your house in the middle of the night? Call the police? No, silly! I’m not talking about creepy Mr. Pryzborowski down the street. I’m talking about Santa Claus! And although … Continue reading →

Who’s ready for Christmas? The answer? You. Don’t be one of those Grinches who grumbles about how the ads for Christmas items seem to start earlier every year. You’re right, they do. But that just means more time for you … Continue reading →

ARRRRRGH! ECONOMISTS ANNOUNCE OIL WILL HIT $120 A BARREL IN 2009! EVERYONE PANIC! Actually it’s just a prediction and adjusting for inflation it’s not actually the highest it’s ever been, but we’re well on our way! Everyone invest in Flintstone … Continue reading →

SMILES OF THE DAY

Christmas is almost upon us! What to buy? And for whom? And what about the person who has everything? Forget gadgets, gizmos, whoseits, whatzits, and thingamabobs. If my research serves me correctly, the person who has everything only wants one … Continue reading →